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Taken with my Galaxy Note II. No filters, etc.

Taken with my Galaxy Note II. No filters, etc.

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I read this to the tune of “Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name!”…

I read this to the tune of “Hello, I love you, won’t you tell me your name!”…

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yamino:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

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(This reminds me of Kate Beaton’s comic...)

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sixpenceee:

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

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Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

How are people so creative and artsy, and how can I be them

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littlealleybug:

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

this is the fucking best thing I’ve ever heard I’m crying

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epicallyepicepicosity:

thenorsebros:

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amore7808

I think…. I may…. Have a new celebrity crush. I also liked him when he was the chubby puppy in parks and rec, though, so any Chris Pratt is good Chris Pratt.

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bigbardafree:

deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did

one day i was just like

fuck this im pretty

and i was

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patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

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relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

I haven’t even had my coffee yet…

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minecraft-at-221b:

oeve:

biddle-de-fiddle-bitch:

david fucking tennant is dressing in drag 

Oh god

Everybody needs David Tennant in drag on their dash. Admit it. You nEED DAVID TENNANT IN DRAG ON YOUR DASH SO DONT FUCKING LIE TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

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